You hear a rumor that someone is bringing cake to work. They don't bring cake. You're not mad, but now you really want cake.

I think we're just waiting for someone to do it. TV is so SO GOOD right now but it's almost entirely a sausage fest. It's just getting tiring to see guys have all the fun again and again. I don't think he's responsible to cater to anyone, I just have wishes. Like most fans do.

My dog (lab n' stuff) snaps toward faces when she's playing. We're trying to break her of it, because it's not a good habit, but this is just to say that it's not unheard-of dog behavior for lots of breeds, and it's not necessarily aggressive.

Ladies. Lllllllladies. I know this is gonna sound creepy at first, but you'll change your mind once you've seen my very special dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. I'm gonna beat that pussy up.

Is this the feminine agenda he's repeating?

He's just repeating the feminine agenda.

Men ( HI BROSKI!!!!!!!!) already have rights and protections.

You say "hanging from trees," George Will would say "floating due to excess privilege."

I feel like the West fiddling with the Middle East is analogous to someone who has no idea what they're doing trying to delete programs from a computer. Inevitably, we come to an unfixable situation.

Or it's a way for them to acknowledge their own culpability or participation in oppressive structures, and examine their own attitudes and work on changing them when necessary.

I've just read your various various racist, sexist, and homophobic comments in the kinjasphere.

If it makes you feel any better, 'ban men' is behind 'white slavery' on the liberal agenda, so you've still got plenty of time to be a total fuck face.

Actually, there's very little research on intimate partner violence within LGBTQ relationships, but much of the better research on it suggests that rates of violence within same-sex relationships are roughly the same as rates within heterosexual relationships. If lesbians are beating each other up at the same rates…

It's almost as if there's some sort of thinking that envisions women as weak and men who are hurt by women as even weaker! The kind of thinking that might be described as patriarchal. Funny, that.

Girls are taught not to hit men, because it could get them killed.

Did you have a problem with the original WaPo headline? Which literally says that all women would would be safer married? Or do you only have a problem when ridiculous generalizations are made about men?

I wish my friend who was killed by using statistical evidence instead of anecdotes, could have read this. He might still be alive. Statistically, probably not, but anecdotally, he totally could be alive.

Someone should probably write that op-ed, except most people would miss the satire. (Pretty sure the comments here are going to bear that out.)

It's not a valid reason because you're both adults and can stand to sit apart for a few hours?

I hate talking to people, regardless of demographic. Thank the gods for the invention of headphones. If small talk is "Excuse me, my seat's right there. Thanks." or "Excuse me I have to use the loo." then that's acceptable. Anything else is "Why are you being weird?" to me.