I only drink locally-sourced artisan juice made in a traditional Tibetan juicer while the person makes it softly chants ancient juice mantras, and served in a hand-crafted mug made from Amazon clay. Anything less and you are drinking poison.

I really feel for the vegetarians here. First you can't eat anything with a face, and now you're looking at drinking something with a 'soul'? The moral implications are astounding.

And yet, somewhere in rural Tennessee, the retirement-aged Eugenia Mundy is pulling aside a young girl with thick glasses, thick braces, baggy pants, and loose-fitting t-shirts (often with wildlife conservationist slogans) and explaining, patiently, that if she doesn't start giving the boys something to look at, she's…

Given the way you're focusing on ass shots of teenage girls, I'm also kinda glad you don't have daughters o_O

Wait. I'm sorry. Does anyone else think these shots are the creepiest photos ever? Taken by a mother or taken by that creepy dude you saw at the mall—they are still creepy shots, yes? These are still photographs highlighting the body parts of unsuspecting young girls.

You are beyond missing the point, and frankly I don't think anyone needs or cares to hear your opinion anyway. You're just shutting down and sidetracking the completely relevant input of someone actually in the know. And yes, you ARE mansplaining, and it's annoying as fuck.

It's wrong for me to say that people who "fear bugs" need to at least try to get the fuck over it? Sure, they're not as cute as a puppy or kitten and they're hard to anthropomorphize. But! Bugs do a shitload more good than bad and they aren't out to get you. I promise. Cicadas in particular are amazing and interesting…

I am not. Not because he doesn't deserve it, but because we lose bits and pieces of our humanity when we allow it.

I have several issues with the management in my totalitarian feminist state. I was promised abortions on demand and snappy Hugo Boss uniforms.

It's not just male on female rape. It's male on male as well, so removing women from service wouldn't solve the problem.

I think the mistake is in assuming that these things are progressive. I'm as crunchy as all get-out, but it seems to me that an insistence on living like it is 1850 (all-natural organic veggies, free-range meats, hunting and foraging, limiting car use) is profoundly conservative, more than it is progressive.

Eden's obviously in the wrong here, but I think your feelings of betrayal are misplaced. There is a significant "crunchy conservative" that most of us wouldn't come into contact with, particularly if the only environmentalists or organic foodies we know are Prius-driving liberals. Eden may consider that their core…

"Where did we get this idea that fair skin is embarrassing, unflattering or a flaw in need of fixing by desperate means?"

3. Compliments are not currency.