My friend's dog came into the shelter with cigarette burns on his testicles. He is the sweetest, friendliest pup you could ever imagine- I can't even begin to conceive how someone could do that to him, and how he survived with his spirit intact.

Yeah, absolutely. In my opinion we need to change the way we view meat, from an every-meal necessity to an occasional luxury. There's just no way to produce enough meat sustainably otherwise.

Eh, I'm a liberal do-gooder vegetarian environmentalist, and I can get behind this. Most wild game is probably much more ethical and better for the environment than even the fanciest Whole Foods grass-fed organic beef.

I'd argue that mutts are more glamourous! People are always asking me questions about my unique-looking mutt that some boring-ass purebred would never get.

Come on, trash-talking Nature and Science papers is like a hobby among researchers! I'm not a plant person so that paper wasn't really on my radar but I'll check it out.

What's the Nature paper you're talking about? I'm in the same field so I'm curious!

WHAT. That is disgusting!

Once I was standing by a DDG swinging some very long, thick, rough white-girl dreads. Those things hurt!

Sorry :(

6. The couple who will not stop groping each

Honestly, it sounds like you're angry at women for being normal human beings with normal human foibles. That's kind of shitty and makes you sound sexist.

Pretty much. And the villain was such an over-the-top evil caricature (written with a touch of homophobia, in my opinion).

I also haaaated Outlander. Mediocre writing/plotting and far too much romanticized sexual violence.

Aw, I thought it was funny, and I don't think the author sounds mean.

Ha, I love Boursin and think that mayo (especially on an egg sandwich) is an abomination. Different tastes I guess!

This is close: https://www.etsy.com/listing/158922…

I used to read the Onion AV Club a lot, and so many comments on pieces involving female artists/actors boiled down to either "her work is _____, and she's so hot!" or "her work is ____, too bad she's not hot!" I'm sure none of these dudes thought of themselves as sexist, but they still couldn't offer an opinion about…

I could dismiss him, but he's just making himself look so bad that I'm tempted to leave it up.

But...it's a news story? Describing something that actually happened? I don't really understand your objection here.

I see...so you don't want to actually discuss what's in the article. Good to know.