THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE!

How much do you want to bet that if this guy went to a gay bar and a big, aggressive dude touched him repeatedly and forced him onto his lap, he would flip the fuck out?

I got mine at Zenni- they have a big selection and are very inexpensive. They're not "boutique", but the glasses I got there have lasted just as long as the designer pairs I've had, and I think they're pretty cute (style 487615 if you're curious)!

This was an excellent piece. Thank you!

C'mon everyone, what do you think your delicious lobsters, shrimp, and crabs are? GIANT SEA BUGS. They're arthropods, just like insects and spiders are. If you'll eat prawns, why not crickets?

Ladies! Just stop having bodies and the problem will be solved.

...and the embarrassing half-step-cousin evolutionary biologists shake their heads sadly at.

I'm not really a fan of Dov Charney, but he's pretty much 100% correct here. People SHOULD be outraged. Retailers SHOULD get their asses handed to them. Instead, they're going to pretend they're concerned and make noise about overhauling the industry until this tragedy passes out of the short memory of consumers,…

Seriously. I wonder if porn is raising a whole generation of men to be really, really bad in bed.

Did every juicer and raw-foodist skip ninth grade biology class? Repeat after me: enzymes are not alive. Enzymes are proteins. Chains of amino acids. Your body will digest them like any other protein, whether they've been heated first or not.

Seriously, what do these people think enzymes actually are? Magical…

C'mon dude, the totalitarian feminist police state has better things to do than pay for your blind dates. Why, after paying for all those government-sponsored recreational abortions and building male detention camps in every city, we've hardly got hardly a dime left over!

Laura Roslin was also a great complex female character in that series.

I've been watching Prime Suspect recently (the Helen Mirren version) and I love the main character. She's a middle-aged woman who is flawed and complicated and sometimes a bit of a jerk, but always fascinating and three-dimensional.

Yes! I saw a comment elsewhere referring to Daisy as, if I remember, "pretty much the Jazz Age version of Paris Hilton" which also seemed apt.

Ursula is by far my favorite villain.

I'm all for questioning and analyzing the sources of commonly-cited statistics, but this guy sounds like he has a (creepy, rape-apologist) axe to grind. His arguments are blatantly dishonest (claiming that a kiss is defined as sex, for example), and don't pass any test of intellectual rigor. Not to mention his abuse…

I agree with you 100%. The only reason I haven't stopped reading the Gawker sites entirely is that lovely Chrome extension that actually lets me read comments, instead of constantly clicking to see little bits of the "conversation", which has become scattered, repetitive, and troll-y.