Hey look, false equivalence is false.

Mmhmm. All of this!

I'm really sorry that happened to you, but you are fucking awesome for fighting back like that.

I'm totally on my way over there right now to complain about this entitled bitch. Why, she should have been grateful a nice man expressed interest in her! Welcome to the new feminazi world order where a man can't even politely put his dick in a woman's face without her getting all crazy and calling the cops.

Yeah, I saw that too. He'll probably be back to harassing women on the train within the week.

How DARE she shame that poor man by calling him a creep when he was just innocently expressing his sexual needs?

Promoting just 'cause I kind of love that song.

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Holy shit, it's truly scary and saddening to me that this dude actually thought he was the victim in this story, rather than a creepy asshole who was a complete shit to a girl who had the audacity to think maybe he'd date her.

Those sound very...nutritious.

That was incredibly rude of those people. It sounds like you handled it well, though.

I'm sorry! Cute foxes playing on a trampoline?

That's one of my favorite books! Personally, I don't think HH really loved Lolita- he loved the idea of her and what she represented, but he didn't care for her true self. In Reading Lolita in Tehran" Azar Nafisi says Lolita is about "the confiscation of one's individual life by another" and I think that's pretty…

Non-virgins (especially inexperienced ones) have awkward sex all the time, so I wouldn't say he could definitely tell.

Honestly, I your sexual past is no one's business but your own. If you want to tell him, go ahead! If you don't feel like it, you're not obligated to tell him anything about past partners (or lack thereof).

I forgot about this comic, thanks for sharing!

I think it's a false equivalence, anyway. Women who call men "creeps" usually have a good basis for doing so, whereas I get called "bitch" or "whore" pretty often by complete strangers who just want to harass me for kicks.

I have to give a huge eyeroll to anyone who thinks using the word "creep" is some kind of exercise in female privilege. It sounds like the people who whine about "creep-shaming" want to be able to make women feel uncomfortable and unsafe without consequences for themselves. Because they're the real victims here, see?

I'm out of the pop-culture loop, but I just looked this up and I'm so disappointed Janelle Monae is involved in such a terrible, dull piece of music.

Yikes, that is terrifying.