Hey Warner Bros, how’s about we make a deal. Instead of making probably three new Lord of the Rings movies, which you’re probably going to ruin through executive micromanagement and meddling, why not just re-release the original three movies to theaters? You don’t even have to do a Special Edition. Just re-release…

Depends; if they get the rights to The Silmarillion, we might get something a bit more true to the book, rather than whatever RoP is doing.

So two observations:

Oh I’ve also heard that about Carlson! More and more people are saying it. In fact a big strong guy came up to me, big strong guy, he was a Marine, he was cryind, and he came up to me and told me: “Tucker Carlson likes to stick his dick in empty banana peels and cry while masturbating in his pantry to pictures of…

Yep, if anything it shows Dominion is utterly and rightly pissed off and not going to allow them to throw a check at them. This is a hold the feet to the fire moment.

Everything about Tucker Carlson is annoying, but I have to say I’m pleased that it looks like Dominion is just NOT fucking around. They don’t look to be sniffing for a settlement or trying not step on anyone’s toes...from my vantage, they are absolutely coming for everything Fox has got and it’s just a joy to see…

This gave me a laugh but I’m disappointed that you didn’t manage to work in Tucker sunbathing his crotch in order to increase his masculinity. Come on, snide...be best.

Everything I read about Discovery is just more and more nuts, and not in a good way.

I am 100% here for making it so that bigots can’t enjoy a fucking thing.

Affleck was let down by the scripts. I thought he was a terrific Batman as well. Shame he didn’t get a chance to write/direct his own solo film. I think that would’ve been the best way to judge his interpretation.

Pass. All the drama behind Miller makes it seem dirty sending money to DC for backing Ezra. 

Adam West.

Only if Ezra stops doing the scandals.

The one thing about this movie that I ever cared about was getting to see Keaton as Batman one more time, and the trailer confirms I will so I am happy. To me, this is a short Batman 89 sequel with extended cameos by the Flash, the Moody Flash, Super-Not-Henry-Cavill-Girl, and Batfleck Returns.  Let’s see if any of…

I love Michael Shannon, but if there’s one goddamn thing I’m looking forward to the most in Gunn’s DCU, it’s never seeing Zod ever the fuck again.

What a pussy ass bitch move.

“In his opening statement, House Oversight Chair James Comer accused the companies of essentially acting as state backed censors to suppress the Hunter Biden story because they were “terrified of Joe Biden not winning the election.””

Accidentally admitting that Joe Biden did win the election.

I dream of the day when ape movies are normalized to the point where we can just have a nice ape romantic comedy.

It’s bad because that’s the only way that the film tries to explain how Palpatine comes back. There’s nothing else in the narrative that explains his return.

I rewatched Rise of Skywalker recently for the first time since I saw it in theatres and if anything it’s only got worse since then. Andor proved that you can tell interesting and mature stories in the Star Wars universe. Rise of Skywalker in comparison felt like half assed fan fiction that was made up as they went…