But some racist asswipe will probably ruin it with a covfeferate flag

It seems Team.Trump's new strategy is freezing like deer in headlights:
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
skip to 16:00 mark

Maybe the Polonium-210 has finally gotten him. It's the perfect crime because no medical examiner will be able to determine for sure whether Trump's skin is irradiated or not.

Hmmm, do they try Weekend at Donnie's or Moon Over Mar-a-Lago?

Trump presents an interesting case for medicine: alive but brain dead, and yet not in a coma. Somebody call Dr. Bill Frist!

Donald Trump want pants too!

I am usually very leery of artworks that pander to base tribalism, but we live in different times now. What we REALLY NEED in the world right now: a magic lasso to wrap around the Cheesy Poof-in-Chief.

I would also accept a swift knee to where the boys ain't home no more.

I think one of these world leaders should try a John Ritter-style fall on their faces when they get yanked by Trump's handshake: arms flailing, hands grasping for anything to stop or slow their descent…grabbing one fistful of tie and another of hair on their way down, and crashing Trump down onto his face.

Please stop using Cheeto for Trump…that was given to Boehner. Plus, Trump is too rotund and full of air; he's clearly a Cheesy Poof.

Since the last script decided that Leia wouldn't pursue training her, you know, unique-almost-gone-from-the-galaxy power to go be a politician, I suppose she couldn't have.

I mean seriously, it doesn't even protect them from rock flinging teddy bears.

Sons of an Harpy

Yeah mostly because I feel so low.

If they go high, we go low.

I'm more of the use-science-to-humiliate-my-enemies type.

Sounds like the real Silicon Valley.

Aside from the news that Skeletor is apparently now working in the Fox News PR department

And honestly, if they can't shit in their suits, this eliminates the last theory for why they are wearing armor anyway.

nah, not smart enough, maybe Zombie Gregor.