You really need a monocle to say that convincingly.

ask a Canadien.

Here's my data: I'm not much of a Lynch fan, but I love this movie.

I've never seen a man so hellbent for a stroke.

Is that why his face is always so red?

The liberal agenda revealed!

Jones just hates yogurt because he thinks that probiotics is an LGBT thing.

…It's better to burn them than it is to stream

[fast forwards]
"Hi Brad, you know I've always liked you…" dun dun dun dun dun dun
[rewinds]
"Hi Brad, you know I've always liked you…" dun dun dun…

He is the human embodiment of the bowtie.

…and this is coming from an avatar featuring Jay Leno. That's saying something!

"Okay from here we star wipe to a glamour shot of…"

Yes, some of these games do have great educational potential as well. I really enjoyed the Assassin's Creed that took place in the Renaissance, and I actually learned a lot.

The mythical AVClubCommenter Zero. They say he still haunts these boards once in a while. Up- and downvoting comments, making the odd penis joke or endorsing Hormel Black Label Bacon, and of course inserting a "two things" comment when appropriate. Is he a ghost or the reified collective spirit of AVC? Nobody knows.

Try eating a brick of lead; you may make president.

The sad part is that business is biased to promoting these kinds of people.

& Friends? His wife is lumped in with "& Friends"? Ouch.

Those sauces look like caramel and lime coulis.

Why bring Trump into this again?

Iceland: penis and Bjork.