There is a particular kind of idiot that thinks they are smarter than everyone else because they see an 11-dimensional chessboard where everyone else sees a tic-tac-toe hash. We really need a special name for that kind of idiot.

This is a little wonkish, but I'd be curious to know if Trump was taking advantage of some of the carve outs of FEMA's National Flood Insurance Program, where some of the most expensive properties sitting right on the coast are paying rates at lower levels of risk. If true, the Trump presidency would make a good…

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Putin's holding onto it for him.

…AVClub is where I come to feel like I have a life.

I don't know; YouTube comments is where I go to feel like an intellectual giant.

"…loss of humorous tweets…
You'll have to show me some examples that weren't inadvertently so.

What's the internet equivalent of a spite building? A link to a Geocities site?

C'mon man, he was just a kid, and now as an adult he suffers from schizophrenia and has already had a lifetime of being pelted with figurative tomatoes for a debacle that was not his fault. No need to kick him, however lightly, while he's down.

I didn't see that this was a wiki wormhole article when I clicked on it, so I thought this was going to be about Trump.

These commercials are doubly hilarious because even IF the bill had passed the House, it woud have had to move on to the Senate where it was widely expected to fail anyway. I, for one, am happy that we never had to sweat it that far.

Actually, I think that WAS all that was left of healthcare in the AHCA. "Oh, your foot got cut off in a freak lawnmower accident? Here, have a hug."

BECAUSE…um…I got nothing.

"Oh thank god they got rid of that awful Obamacare for Kynect."

We now return to the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.

Well, now we know Firestorm hit that.

You know that could be a euphemism for a very particular kind of stool shape.

It is difficult to tell the difference anymore.

Oh no the internet is curling up on itself! Soon this comments section will be filled with nothing but lolcats and rickrolls.

"Fail as old as time…"