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"That was awesome" That's what you got from that clip? I saw "Let's watch Blossom" Pretty sure I'm right.

I think Robocop was more a critique of police privatization, which has more or less turned out to be true.

Nobody is circle jerking around Lena Dunham. Nobody.

Well, he does talk about himself a lot.

We're just back to a lo-fi movement. The Breitbart crew went to the Blair Witch school of cinematography, only this is more frightening.

"Too Many Trumps" The threshold mathematically proven to be zero.

And the Oscar Mayer periodic table of elements.

I could watch John Goodman play just about anyone. But I agree that having big time celebrities do impersonations is not a good idea. It becomes much more about the novelty and tribal yuk-yukking than actual comedy. Let's give the up-and-comers a chance to fill these roles.

I know what you mean and I'm with you to a point, but I can't love this mess.

"hissing, back into light by Disney executives whenever it’s time for the next Pirates movie"
Oh god, is it that time of year again?

Even if it survives, there won't be a healthcare system left to save you anyway.

Haven't tried the pizza so far north, but if it is something about the water, then I'm not surprised. I'm happy in the West Coast now, but I do miss the pizza and bagels.

Nah, we're talking Mad Men suburbs country here. Having hailed from the region, I can confirm that the pizza is awesome.

"melting bacon fat candle"
You're using this as a pejorative?

I think that would be "Speak bigly and carry a soft dick"

Isn't everything Irish for booze?

Haha yeah. I'm betting that he doesn't even know that a good portion of our debt (about 25%) is money that we owe ourselves in intragovernmental debt. He probably doesn't even know the difference between the deficit and our debt. He'll probably call Rick Perry at 3AM to explain it to him.

I read news like this as "Forever 21 and Hot Topic partner together on new clothing line…" Some think AVClub has become too political, I see too much business.

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