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Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Honestly, I think it’s more that their definition of racist sets the bar too low (or high, I’m not sure how it works here).

“...over here in Maryland!” 😂😂😂

Secretly, that’s a huge part of what all the apoplectic ranting and raving by people like Mark Meadows is about. They believe they should always be entitled to a chance to go for “double or nothing”, and go back undercover after they’ve been “falsely” exposed.

I think there’s some you missed (I guess you had to keep it to 10):

I used to be the Black best friend. I was young, lonely and had terrible self esteem. I cringe when I remember the shit they would say to me.

If I hear “I had sex with a black person!” as “proof” the person isn’t racist, I point out many slave owners routinely raped their slaves.  It rarely goes down well.

I’m not sure racists have any problem being racist. Their problem is with getting caught. When you put a lifetime of effort into the euphemisms, elisions, code-words, dog-whistles, know-what-I-means, etc., that are the window-dressing of polite bigotry, it must really sting to fuck up so badly that everyone looks at…

Ahhh. Words are hard. Fixed it. Thanks! 

“keeper of a scared pipe”?

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Did she ever send a follow up text: “Achievement Unlocked!”?

Who wants to fuck someone with egg salad breath?!?

I mean, could you not enjoy a delicious egg salad sandwich and also dip in real quick? 💁🏻‍♂️

The single people will laugh in derision. THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT AWAITS

I used to work directly across the street from the building I lived in and at the time my partner and I had somehow gotten into the habit of using ridiculous food euphemisms for sex. One day I was at work and got a message that said “If you come home right now, we can have egg salad sandwiches” so I dipped out of a…

This was a recent one from my wife who was in another room

Back in my dating days, a girlfriend once sent me a text during an argument: “ERROR: Clitoris not found.” It not only made me laugh, but I resolved to be more...generous orally.

I’ve had multiple email accounts over the years...Yahoo! , then Hotmail, then Gmail (since day 1). Gmail is my most-used, and my Yahoo! account has been dormant for years (ever since it started to look like Yahoo! was CTD).