I would take a generic v black bmw 340i x drive with m sport / track pack and add the power pak power upgrade. I’d pay extra for non m sport/ basic body cladding. I’d rebadge it as a 330i to TRULY blend in and get no attention.

To be fair I’d never drive a 328 or a 330. But Camry? Genesis maybe.

What year 328 And what year did you own it?

What model and year BMW. And in what year did you own it?

Drive something nicer than a 320 then.

Hey you kids get off my lawn.

I miss my 2013 135 m sport. Perfect balance of fun. Grownup go cart. Broke down a lot - god bless the warranty. And it eats tires for breakfast with the staggered setup. And Pittsburgh doesn’t get a lot of snow too often but it’s all fuvking hills. 135 is not a snow car. But I miss it even though my current car…

In Virginia if you’re more than 20 over speed limit OR over 80mph you are presumed reckless and can be hit w misdemeanor charge and year in jail.

When I was young I had a black on black leather seat Saab spg with no air con that would tend to run hot. When I’d be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic I’d have to crank the defroster with heat on high to dump heat from the engine. I’d always sun roof and all windows open.

...aaand we have a winner

Clearly you are a poor. Of course poors, statistically, don’t maintain as well

My 340xi has 332 pound ft/320hp, it’s in sport+ Mode half the time and gets around 21 city/32 highway.

BMW. As a kid it was never on my list. “Underpowered” I would say. “Badge whores”. Then came the N54 and the sleeper BMW daily drivers were born. N54 to n55 to B48.

BMW have free maintenance for three years and 100% warranty for 4 years until they dropped to three years in 2017. You’re a liar. Orvyour “friend” is.

You are full of shit. 2 series released in 2014. All came w 4 year bumper to number warranty. Unless he bought some used non-CPO shitbox he had a warranty

Yeah. Immediate pull over to a safe spot for cop to exit. All Windows down (weather permitting ) and sunroof open. Radio off. Car off. Both hands on steering wheel.

Vanity plates are especially stupid if you’re an assertive driver. Way too easy to remember/identify/report to police.

‘91 Saab SPG

You forgot the Saab SPG on the list of top FWD

I predict free pair of google glass with each car. I predict speedo on your google fuvking glass. HUD born from jets.