Whelp... can't say much about whether it's appropriate, not knowing the extent of the damage. All I can say is I hope they got better pictures than the ones shown in the article.

I'm a little surprised it wasn't a family of Orcas, but I suppose they don't generally pick the bones dry.

Guys, look. $319 is a lot of money and that sucks, and I'm sure it seemed really, really important at the time.... but nothing is worth being knee deep in shit. Nothing.

Just here to say that the title of this piece is weirdly misleading. It reads really sarcastic to me.

Okay, yes, my parents used to leave us in the car. Not at four, I don't think, but probably starting around five or six. But even then, things happened. There was an incident with my sister, at about five, who was left in the car with it running (cause that's what we did), and she bumped the car into reverse and…

Guys, what the fuck is going on? Am I supposed to be scared of a random internet meme and his crazy 12 year old fans now?

So sad about that car accident. I hope Tracy an all of the other occupants come out okay, and my condolences are with the family of the person who passed away.

This is creepy and gross.

It's only happened to me once, and that's when I was a much thinner 16 year old.

What's Persian dualism? Serious question.

You can do that with anything. When I was a kid someone brought a spicy pepper to school, got the go-to-pick-on kid to eat it, and then the kid wiped his watering eyes with his fingers and, of course, ended up with stinging eyes.

Okay, in Western Culture it's always been a symbol of sexuality. You can argue that it shouldn't be, but it's still the way it is.

I don't care about what someone wears to an event like this. Good for her, she looked great, obviously felt great, and that's awesome.

Maybe she put the slip on after the red carpet, because I imagine crystals would be very uncomfortable to sit on.

No kidding. I used to hate giving BJ's because it was uncomfortable, and even having it in my mouth a little bit initiated my gag reflex. Now it's a big part of my sex life, and I enjoy it as much as he does.

My love for Leo grows exponentially every day.

While it's nice for a guy to want to go down on you, insecurity is a huge turn off. Just learn how to work with what you've got, and be confident. My boyfriend isn't terribly well-endowed, but we have the best sex either of us have ever had with each other because we just leave our hang-ups at the door and enjoy the…

Same here. About 5" and relatively thin, and he hit the absolute perfect spot. There's a reason I kept that guy around (well, several, but you get it).

Yes, yes, so many times yes. It's incredibly unpleasant to have your cervix banged repeatedly during sex. I'm down with some girth, but too long is just too long.

Honestly, I've had sex with two dicks in my life. One was very long, and relatively thick, and it was uncomfortable and he didn't know how to use it. One was shorter, not terribly thick, but it hit just the right place and he knew just was to do with it, and that dick has been more effective than any other…