I mean, for starters, he could have spent half that fare on the fanciest hotel room in all of green bay and had plenty left over for a couple hookers.

Green Bay to Richfield is 120 miles. I’m going to hope the driver is sober. If you get seperated walk back to the car. If the car is gone you have terrible friends.

You... You’re being sarcastic right?

Borrowed the phone of one the 60,000 other people at the stadium? Granted, that assumes this dip has memorized any phone numbers of anyone. But, then, I bet a bunch of those much-smarter-than-him fans were carrying portable battery chargers, cables and/or plugs.

I’ve been following Javy since he was drafted (Still can’t believe he’s a Hendry guy) and his progression has been nothing slight of incredible. In his very short career he’s dealt with multiple injuries and control issues. It’s very, VERY real that he almost played his way out of the MLB because he couldn’t control…

I didn’t know this.

I’m a big fan of Rizzo, but a SS who can hit 30 homers and field like a magician has more value than a slugging 1st baseman.

“I have black friends, I’m not racist”

I dunno, I’d bet the over on that win total, but otherwise yeah

A trade has everything to do with what you have in your system.

He’s actually left handed. They were talking about this on the broadcast the other day, but part of the reason he’s so good at his tags is because he’s left hand dominant. He writes and eats left handed, but taught himself to throw and hit right-handed.

Cost/control/ceiling/versatility has to figure in. Makes it a very difficult choice.

I’ve had your team’s one lucky championship rubbed in my face many times over the last 11 years. If that’s not insufferable, I don’t know what is.

FUCK YEAH.

As a White Sox fan with a LOT of insufferable Cubs fans, I can’t 100% root for the Cubs winning, but I will say that for the good fans, I hope you guys do win, because I remember what it was like to watch the Sox in ‘05, and that memory is as vivid and awesome 11 years later as it was the day after. Good luck to you,…

Ugh I hate the Cubs and all Cubs fans and Baez, what a showboat! What nerve does this team and fanbase have for getting so excited and trying to win the WS, Ughhhh I just can’t...

Javy Baez is good to do at least one thing a night that is astounding. He is a baseball genius that also happens to be one of the best athletes on the field. Truly incredible.

I’d watch Ellie Goulding eat a sandwhich

Honestly Sox fans are just salty as fuck. I rooted for those bastards when they won it because bring trophies to Chicago is more important than what team does it. Too many fucking bandwagon Dodgers fans in Chicago right now.

Everybody talks about this.