Just the back. I prefer my front lines clean.

This will happen one day with an F-150 or Silverado in Texas.

If only the state could issue some sort of unique identifier that would allow people to be able to positively identify a car... I’ll write my congressman now.

I’m pretty sure the largest demographic group in the city of Portland is the community of Subarus. Portland is lousy with Subarus...

I live in Texas. Most women here are so fat that, unless you’re into plumpers, you don’t want to see them topless. Not fat shaming, I just happen to not want to see obese women topless. I live in a college town.

On top of that, to be a 19yo college student with a newish Acura SUV means she certainly ain’t surviving on ramen like a lot of us once did.

Let’s see - drinking a bottle of wine, taking snapshots while driving, crashing into a cop car. Just another day in College Station.

You win the racism card bonus for this post. Congratulations?

She is from Texas A&M.

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

I know I spent a lot of this article insinuating the pointlessness of this thing but it really is a thing of beauty. The E-Class/5-Series/A6/TLX/CTS/XF/ect size bracket will forever and always be the Ideal Normal Car as far as I’m concerned.

I want to know who the target audience is for the neon purple mood lighting. Prep school English professors trying to pick up scene girl students maybe?

Hey elk, how you doing? Say hi to your mother for me, alright?

To boost sales they’ll need to fix what happens when you google “mini reliability”.

Correction: Everyone notices black panther bodies, because we’re looking for spotlights next to the mirrors

This Volvo S80 is probably no one’s dream car.