Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

I want to point out that Alamo, which was born here in Austin, has 6 locations in town with numerous screens. And it looks like they were offering this at one location on one day on two screens . Seriously dudes, WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK? Pick another showing.

Off-topic: I really miss How I Met Your Mother and don’t care what anyone says.

Question: is it possible millennial women are also more sensitive to the accusations about how lazy and entitled we supposedly are? Or is it just me? I’m an old millennial, so I think I’m not entirely the group intended in these millennial studies (I’m 35. Most stuff about millenials seems to be all about how terrible…

Preaching to the choir here but reaaaaaallllllyy sick of people trying to ruin my favorite fairy tale with their pretentious, uninformed armchair psychoanalysis.

I don’t think rewarding someone for their bratty behavior is priming them to change that behavior.

My daughter is 14 and she isn’t perfect by any means. She has never disrepected me the way this girl disrepected her mom. She wouldn’t disrepect her sister like that. Or her father. Or another adult.

Ugh this feud is so boring and stupid I am not rooting for either of them. However, I will say that this “reason” from Katy Perry isn’t the exoneration she seems to think it is. Encouraging your dancers to take another job but telling them how to do it so they can quit halfway through and join hers is still shitty,…

See, I’m totally down with hate-watching, but KUWTK is SO boring, and they are just so shallow and clueless it’s not even entertaining. Like you’d think after all this time one of them would have accidentally developed some substance or a personality at the very least.

The show originally trafficked in bawdy but trite intimacies, but as its cast’s personal crises have intensified, its popularity has faltered.

*Photo widens to reveal Beyonce was also smoking in the bathroom*

“Whenever I talk about working for Nancy, people ask me why I put up with it all. I tell them I was 23. I didn’t know how to stand up for myself to an employer, and I didn’t quite realize I could.”

All he had to say was “hey everyone, I’m trying to clear up my schedule so if you could make an appointment to see me in the future, that would be great! Stop and chats aren’t super working into my schedule. Appreciate it! Let me know if you have any questions.” And done. Not so douchey. Although this might be a…

I sent an email almost EXACTLY like Steve Harvey’s to all my co-workers this week (minus references to makeup & dressing room), & now HR wants to talk to me tomorrow. I hope they’ve figured out how they’re going to help me implement these necessary changes!

Shit he looks like he’s living his fucking dream. He’s such a fucking nerd, I love it.

Yes, Macron is victorious! He wins with 65% vs 34% for Le Pen.

Chris Pine has had my heart since this:

Thanks, Ellie, for bringing attention to a very important issue and an incredible person!

I thought the dresses and dressing up at the Met Ball were to impress other women, not men.