Also appropriate for shorts:

Choosing to bail a few days before for know reason other than you don’t want to do it is a shitty move. He is giving them almost no time to fix it. Not having a decent MC at your wedding is actually a big deal in the context of the ceremony.

Well, “things happen,” but in this case, the “thing” was that this guy is kind of an asshole. It’s not like something actually came up that was preventing him from fulfilling his commitment; he just decided he’d rather not.

Uggh I *hated* bands for weddings. The whole thing became about the band, and the acoustics are always wrong in venues for bands. I also hate MC-type-DJs, because (again) the whole wedding becomes about them. The best ones were DJs that were fast at figuring out the crowd and kept their mouths shut as much as possible.

Girl you gotta shop smart. Don’t be lookin at pinterest and torturing yourself. Stick to brands that are in your price range. There are TONS of amazing dresses for under $1500. And I don’t mean you have to go to David’s Bridal (which, btw, have you looked at their White by Vera Wang line?!) or shop the sales rack at…

What an asshole. Keep your promises or don’t make them at all.

I honestly think it is more of a thing among authoritarian types — a certain tangle of sex and power and a fetishization of “innocence” and low empathy for the weak and automatic social cover because you’re well-known as a Trustworthy Person With Good Values. It’s a breeding ground for dysfunction.

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -

20 minutes is the average time it takes for women to become aroused enough to achieve orgasm. This process generally begins before actual cunnilingus has started, so by the time you get down there there’s maybe only more like 5-10 minutes left.

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

I <3 regular Dove deodorant. It smells like my junior high days and doesn’t irritate.

I <3 regular Dove deodorant. It smells like my junior high days and doesn’t irritate.

the lede image reminds me of this woman getting rid of her mandated black niqab after fleeing:

As a far left liberal, you can have all the social programs you want. Free college education for everyone! Feed and house all the people! Have some health care while we’re at it! Medicare! Medicaid! Social Security!

Huckabee told Megyn Kelly that even though Josh confessed to his crimes, he could not be tried for them now and that bringing the molestation charges out was all about pushing the liberal agenda and punishing the Duggars.

i’m an artist myself (illustration mostly, but i also paint) and i don’t have any better understanding of modern art than you do. to my unschooled eye, most of it just looks like pretention and pseudo-intellectual-”activist” wank.

I can’t wait until their deut album titled We Never Left High School.

This is a publicity stunt.

Most boring feud ever.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.