But superdelegates don’t even count in the delegate tally! Unless they flip to Bernie, in which case, they definitely count.

I’d be getting out of town too. I’m expecting a riot from BernieStans on par with those who lose (or win) hockey games.

For some reason I don’t think those two things are similar in the least.

How much are you making? Because Hillary hasn’t paid me yet and I need some extra cash.

But it’s rigged! It’s rigged against white men!

The gendered insults make it starkly clear what the real beef is with Hillary.

She’s such a class act. I’m not holding my breath for Bernie to do the same.

I’m really not seeing how the WaPo article is addressed to men. It’s reporting on a study ABOUT men, to be sure, but nothing in the language of the title, or used within the article is addressed specifically to men.

You might need actually get in your car and drive far, far away. He’s being a dick and you don’t deserve that shit.

Of course it’s the woman’s fault. Because I’m a woman and I do X,Y,Z and I’ve never been raped and I never will! Wheeeee!

“WHY AM I PERSECUTED!” - this kid.

I was a big fan of Barney the Purple Dinosaur at his age. Interestingly, my views have since changed.

Not at all surprisingly, this kid’s grasp on politics is just about as strong as every other Trump supporter. And Trump himself, for that matter.

Maybe they should just cancel the whole production because the second one was friggin terrible and they are rapidly decreasing my love for the first one.

Yeknow, this sounds kind of legit. Anything straps you in to workout equipment is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Ain’t that the truth. Well put.

At least someone is getting a fitting punishment.

My reaction usually consists of, “Oh, Kim’s naked again.” And then I move on with my life, as we all should.

Man, that has a nice ring to it. It’s time.

This is a horrible, harrowing, terrifying story and I’m glad that she didn’t become another statistic.