Can someone please tell me when this sham of a primary will be over so we can just focus on the one crazy person we have to beat?

That school nurse and friends like you and yours are what every young, pregnant and scared girl deserves. I wish there were so many more.

If that’s the case, there are several more republicans I would like to see join the race.

Ugh. Fuck this guy, seriously. (Well, not seriously... you know what I mean).

Ugh. My heart breaks a little every time I think of Cory. He just had so much potential and seemed like such a genuinely wonderful person. His is a true cautionary tale about the realities of addiction.

That’s actually really interesting. I wonder why that would be.

I think I’m going to stop internetting today now that I’ve read your comment. I feel like some equilibrium has been obtained and I don’t want to disturb the balance.

This is one of the big things that I hate about the internet. You don’t even have to know someone to make the logical leap that making fun of their appearance will hurt their feelings. Internet People seem to have this deep seated desire to make people hurt, and it’s pitiful and disgusting.

It was alive when it was out of her body, that’s when they are obligated to try and save it.

Sometimes I’m not sure if Bernie’s working on his own campaign, or on Hillaries. Nevertheless, this made me chuckle. I do like the guy.

I don’t have much to say about Melania, but Ivanka Trump seems to be a pretty smart, well educated, savvy woman. Certainly having money and opportunity made that possible, but I don’t think it’s fair to lump her in with the women who marry her father for money.

Once it’s out it’s not a fetus anymore, it’s a baby, and this one was born alive. They have a responsibility to try to save a living person.

But... it’s pink!

Whatevs, I’m still going to watch the shit out of this show. Nostalgia is powerful, guys.

I actually think it would be awesome to see someone on TV get an abortion who already has kids. People seem to think this doesn’t exist, and it needs to be shown or they’ll never understand that it’s not just a bunch of teenage and 20-something sluts who use abortion as birth control..

I’m more confused about how the dog that is obviously supposed to be Comet is still alive.

Finally Liam gets to win at the Hemsworth Christmas dinner.

Yup. I would love to say that if I ran into my most hated Canadian politician, Stephen Harper, I would rip him a new one. In all reality I’d probably just bumble over my words for a bit and then be like, “OKAY THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO TALK TO ME HURDY HUR HUR.”

There are so many great Christmas songs. It boggles my mind how either of these songs has any airtime at all.

My god, won’t SOMEBODY think of the hipsters?!