Slight correction, he “babysat” the kids for 20 minutes.

I’m totally my own worst enemy when it comes to sharing the chores. My boyfriend has a more physical job than I do, so I always feel kind of bad when I ask him to do things, especially at the end of the day. It’s ridiculous because we both work full time, and we both live in and mess up the house, so it should be…

I was in the same boat until I started peeing after anything sexual at all - sex, masturbation, just getting wet, whatever. That and wiping front to back did the trick for me.

My best friend has none of these problems. She also has really light body hair and rarely has to shave. I hate her.

Yup, 100%. I was getting a UTI almost monthly for a while until I found out that I had to pee after sex. Not a single one since. I’m extremely vigilant about it now.

Good lord. When Jez decides they don’t like someone they just cannot let it go. He did something that irritated you once and now he’s public enemy #1.

In all fairness, reading is hard and there are like SO MANY amendments. Who can really ever get past two?

If someone had never heard of George Zimmerman, all you would really have to do is read the title of this piece to let them know what kind of person he is. You could throw in “and he murders innocent, unarmed black kids” if you want to really drive the point home.

I would put Bobby in my pool of most annoying with least payoff. Those skits you mentioned, Drunk Uncle and Riblet don’t do anything for me.

As a general rule I think rape jokes have potential as long as they’re not in some way siding with or supporting the rapist. If you can eviscerate a rapist and make it funny, good on you. But if your joke is “rape is always funny... wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like seven guys?” then you have…

For me it’s all about the women on the show. Kate and Cecily are incredible and Leslie Jones is a breath of fresh air - she brings something completely different to the show.

I watch every episode of SNL knowing that I’m only really going to enjoy 2 or 3 of the sketches, and even those are going to be over-long and beat the joke to death. It can be a great show, it can be very funny, and it undoubtedly has an excellent cast (especially the women), but most of the sketches are just okay.

It’s like these assholes don’t understand the power of a wanted pregnancy. They think every woman subconsciously wants her baby and it’s just momentary selfishness and blindness that would make them choose an abortion. So many women who have aborted have gone on to have children at a better time, and are better able…

You know who would have benefited from an abortion? Mike Huckabee’s mom, and the world.

So he doesn’t want women to wear the dress if they have the exact body that looks best in the dress.

Yep. She’s just a loud, gay, female comedian who has opinions on things in the world. That is the full reason for why people hate her. She’s probably one of the most famous examples of a modern woman being hated for having a voice.

I feel like Wendy Williams is just always woefully wrong about everything. I can’t for the life of me understand why she has a talk show. Aren’t talk show people supposed to be entertaining and likable?

I actually think Conan’s a little funnier because of it. He’s a tiny bit jaded now, and it works for him.

Jay, what you did to Conan was the epitome of “mean”. Jimmy just called you out on it. Get over it.

Ugh. Yes. I’m not even married yet and my man’s mom occasionally bugs me to do things that he should be doing, because we both know he wont do them. So frustrating.