Honestly, I find people like this totally insufferable. They’re the people who roll their eyes at parents who leave the office at 4:30 sharp to go home and have dinner with their kids. They’re the people who never, ever, ever take a sick day, opting instead to spread their germs all over the office and infect everyone…

I’m sure my experience isn’t common. In two years I’ve never had a shred of a doubt about my boyfriend. I still smile when I think of him - the butterflies still exist, even though we’ve been through a lot together, including family deaths, long bouts of unemployment, injuries and surgeries - you name it. Each…

No. Nobody wants a doormat. You need someone who will challenge you.

“I know that it is still true that it is only in the United States of America that a young woman can start as a secretary and become CEO of the largest technology company in the world.”

Yeah, but I don’t think it’s the same for most women as it is for men, who do that countdown to 18 when they think a teenager is hot. (I’m still scarred by the internet explosion when Mary Kate and Ashley turned 18... LEAVE MICHELLE ALONE!)

But... I need the word “no” for whenever someone offers me Bud Light...

I follow the Zachary Levi model of nerdism, where being a nerd is just being super passionate about something. I’m nerdy about photography - I can’t get enough of it, I go out of my way to learn more about it, and I’m willing to spend money on it. Other people are nerdy about other things.

Nobody is telling anybody to stop eating salad. They’re telling people to stop using shady pseudoscience to make harmful claims about food products. The Food Babes of the world are harmful, and they need to be outed.

I’ve been watching this (great) show called “Who do you think you are”, where various celebrities trace their origins and find out about the lives of one of their ancestors. A few have found slave ownership in their past - Bill Paxton, most recently - and they just kind of accept the fact that it was a thing, and it…

Remember when she was just a young, fresh faced Senator reading bogus talking points to the wrong camera? *sigh*

Eh, there are pretty easy answers to deflect that one. “I think the American people should vote for the person most capable and qualified to become president. Right now, I believe I am that person.”

Equivalent to saying “No, you’re racist for even THINKING that was racist.” Classic Republican bullshittery.

Meetings are very important, for a lot of reasons. As someone who works in Communications in an organization that has many moving parts, our once-weekly staff meetings give me a chance to catch up on what everyone is doing and determine if there’s a communications need there (they don’t all know how to identify that…

THIS GIF IS MAKING ME SO SAD! I just want to hug him :(

But... Justin Bieber was our revenge for the Jonas Brothers.

Please don’t move to Canada, lady. We already had a woman prime minister. You wont like it here. (Granted, she wasn’t elected and she didn’t last long, but I WILL CLAIM THAT SHIT, DAMMIT.)

I was under the impression they jumped the shark when Kim put out a sex tape.

So, I don’t know if mine qualifies because we never actually made it “into” the dance.

Ugh. Can we kill them all?

Sad fact about Jezebel — if you don’t end your statement with /sarcasm, everybody will take you 100% seriously.