How could you miss the fact that her gown is (liberal) BIAS CUT.

Same. I really, really hope this is not an embellished edit of the emails.

You left out Alas, Babylon.

Seriously. I’m half-Floridian on my mom’s side (which is similar to being half-Martian) and that entire side of the family has two types of names: the girls are named after the last relative to die and the mother’s maiden or middle name, and the boys are named dumb shit like “Bubba Joe Cracker XVIII.” End result: My…

Is that you, Gloria?

“could of” “should of”

COULD HAVE!! Shit.

Sorry. But, yeah, she’s an evil little psycho. Damn.