Or milk a man.

I’m the guy who makes the instruction manuals for Graco car seats. The removing the seat fabric section is the most annoying and tedious section in the books to write/draw. I now fully understand the weight of my job now. Thank you.

Some of the earliest “parent guilt” I can remember is choosing to let him sleep in his crap rather than stopping the car and waking him up. That’s not a choice you think you’ll make until faced with it.

I’ll be on shark tank next week

Peel-off layers, like they have for visors for open-air racing. I like it.

They really should sell disposable car seats with 2 sets of covers.

Anyone else know that camelbak bottles with the long straws and chocolate milk become pressurized when they turn from the heat and 2 days in the car?

Haha, that happened with our 2nd in my wife’s car. Strangely, when I pulled up the wax, it had a bunch of dirt and crumbs embedded in it, actually cleaned out the cupholder.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

“Students at that age really aren’t prepared to tell the difference between what is history and what is religious conviction.”

*checks calendar*

Here’s the thing: I am genuinely okay with not letting the perfect be the enemy of the good (or even just the vaguely tolerable) and with supporting Democrats who hold some shitty positions when the only alternative is Republicans with even shittier ones. I live in a red state; I’m used to voting for candidates who…

White men put Trump in office by a wide margin, genius. But I guess it makes you feel better to blame women, right?

I vote, I donate, and I protest for women’s rights and for healthcare for all.

It’s sickening to see these assholes all of sudden begin to believe that bad Democrats are better than good Republicans, but only when it comes to compromising on those squishy women’s, or PoC, or LGTBQ issues. I hate them so much.

What I find interesting is that the argument from Sanders and his supporters during the campaign was that they wouldn’t vote for Clinton because she wasn’t ideologically pure enough for them. Now the message is, hey sure this guy doesn’t agree with you on everything but he’s got a D in front of his name so support him.

Honestly, you sound like a clueless dude who’s literal body autonomy and health aren’t on the fucking line. Reproductive rights are hand in hand with economic rights and economic freedom. Women’s right to control their bodies against unwanted pregnancies goes miles in allow us to be economically independent. So for…