I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

It’s sad that your comment makes me realize at least she’ll get a six month break from pregnancy to heal both emotionally and physically.

If anything, it might reduce her workload, seeing as how she won’t need to “service” him in the innumerable ways he expects on an immediate, daily basis.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

Not to far a stretch to expect the natural next step from an app that rated your wife would be the ability to say “Hey, since you don’t want to fuck your wife, can I?”

I was lying completely still next to a pool, bothering no one, and a wasp stung me on the foot. Flew up and stung me, for no particular reason at all. Wasps are just dicks.

I do not know what it is where you are from but we may have very different perceptions of what WASP means here.

Fucking wasps. I was minding my own business getting something out of the garage and didn’t happen to have any shoes on because that’s how I roll at our house and there was a WASP ON THE FLOOR WHICH STUNG THE BOTTOM OF MY TOE AND IT HURT WORSE THAN ANY STING EVER!

That’s pretty scary. The drunk wasps around here usually just stick to the golf courses and high end outlet shopping.

Came here looking for reporting on drunken yacht races and ruined boaters off the Isle of Wight. Am leaving disappointed.

Cats eh, I don’t think that will be a problem. Grab some booze.

WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

*packs bags*

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

Classic Narcissism.

It’s almost as if Donald Trump feels the need to incessantly attack anyone who threatens to pop the bubble that is his inflated sense of self worth because he’s afraid it will expose his crippling insecurity and the fragility of his ego and the fact that even he knows he’s not as great as he says he is.