Sausage. They chase it with sausage.

That is crazy. I was excited this year that Filipino was an option so my son and husband could be counted as that, but I never noticed that the choices for those of Hispanic descent hadn’t broadened as much the Asian groups had. White privilege at work — not noticing something until it affects you.

They made that change in 2000 because Latino activists made the point that “Hispanic” isn’t a race. Which, you know, there are a lot of white Hispanic people, and a lot of black Hispanic people . . .

Great piece. It really reveals the disease of binary thinking in America.

Thank you. What a bunch of pointless, anti-climactic navel gazing with absolutely nothing interesting to say. It reads like a college freshman’s first semester essay.

You. Gave. These. People. Money. So, you say you are tortured about the ignorance and discrimination of your past and the world that these people live in. To show us that you gave them money to reward them for this bullshit and wrote a piece that made YOU money. What is it that you expect? Do you really want a liberal…

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

Playing hard to get just makes me want you more

Agreed. It’s really hard to empathize with such a boo-hoo claim. For me, “I believe that I’m so much smarter than I’m portrayed” translates into “I’m so much smarter than I (willingly choose to) portray myself. There’s a huge difference and it’s pretty nervy to try to frame herself as somehow underestimated,…

Because Terry Richardson, the photographer, still sees the world through a 1990’s porn lens so all of his pictures look like stills from poorly produced 1990’s porn in which the “stars” are underage victims of human trafficking.

Sorry I am just not that into you. Unless you are a real doctor, because I have a rash I need to get checked out.

Marry me.

Is this some next level hipster bullshit, where a person confesses to like something that has a huge following, as if it’s something special?

Surgery, not drinking, genetics, and regularly having facialists rub thousands of dollars worth of Creme de la Mer/caviar and unicorn tear creams on her face.

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

I couldn’t give a hoot’s toot whether Kim identifies as feminist or not. I mean, good for her, but still. Whatever.

I am also sure that she’s much smarter than the character she plays on TV. No one builds that kind of an empire by accident.

Cocktail sauce is really easy! You just pour out ketchup into a mixing bowl, and then yell at it.

Yeah. when I say “I want shrimp cocktail” I am talking about eating shrimp till I am full. Preferably in my own home. Where no one can judge me. And I don’t care if the ocean calls and says they are running out of shrimp.