“...she was breastfeeding her two-year-old.”

For me this was the least infuriating one of all of them. At least he's offering?

You are a goddamn gem.

The ONLY reason this did not happen with my wedding was because I planned it myself and got hard quotes for all of my outsourcing. Excel became my best friend and sole sanity savior. The type of person I am and the work I do, I’d have murdered any wedding planner unlucky enough to work for me.

“If anything, Josh being away for 6 months might delay her next pregnancy by a bit and give her some time to sort out her feelings.”

That's what swinger clubs are for.

I did read that article, it was so freaking sad.

I’m surprised to hear how nimble the new GT-R is, good job for such a big car! I had the good fortune to see 3 extremely well preserved R32 Skyline GT-Rs among a group of 20 or so new GT-Rs this past weekend at Super Cars on State Street (Harrisburg, PA), and I was mostly shocked at how much larger the new GT-R is…

Yeah...they based that character on him and still lie about it publicly to this day. Probably since he spiraled into depression very soon after that crap aired.

There is confusion because you posted a pic of people who could be poster children for another W- term, which I won’t name here since people are fucking sensitive. WASPs below:

WASP = White Anglo Saxon Protestant

These are all horrible, but the wine one:

What the hell is that thing in the Streisand picture??? It looks like a Twiggy hand puppet...controlled by that bald weirdo next to it.

I’m already pushing hard at that, and I consider it very important precedent setting for whenever I make it to management. The other engineers here regularly work weekends and push over 50 hour weeks. Fuck that. Be the change you want to see.

“But when life gives you lemons, is your only option really to take those lemons up the ass and blog about it?”

I un-joined a “pro-choice” group on Facebook after the leader started spouting this shit. The leader decided that down syndrome is just God’s little miracle and we need a law that prevents doctors from even TELLING the pregnant woman her fetus has down syndrome so she wouldn’t abort.

Life is too short for shitty friends.

This is so hollow I can hear the ringing a mile away.

I am absolutely tickled about this. I am the type of engineer who builds things stronger than they need to be. When questioned on it, my response is some form of "well, how many times would you like to have to rebuild this thing? Oh, never? Good me too."

I've never worked anywhere where the engineering/dev team is bigger than the sales force. It may be worse for innovation, but it is better for long term growth.