“Somebody needs to find a pregnant pubic crab and just flick that bitch right on trumps toupee”

So, did they fix the car correctly?

You give this article a lot of shit, but honestly it wasn't that bad. It focuses on his life, not his death, which I find lovely.

Mine did as well, and I agree with everything you said.

Please.

This is pretty amazing no? Is there precedent for this?

That wasp pic taker deserved to win based on shear bravery alone.

They're apparently also learning how to go commando.

No one here is giving her shit for doing it. I’m giving her shit for saying they’re ridiculous to use right after declaring her run as a way to bring awareness to 3rd world country women for whom those same products are unavailable. She wants them to be able to use them, and speaks for their cause by...saying they’re…

“Now you have to sit there and look at a blended area and wonder, is this for a boy, or is this for a girl?”

I hope she wins A METRIC BUTTLOAD OF CASH.

In high school I ran track, and often went through practice and meets while on my period, running around 5 miles (I get it - not 26). I used tampons and generally had no problem with them.

“You’ve never seen photos of me doing random shit in the club. I go the hell to sleep.”

Cosmo articles have been killing it the last 5 years. It's the best 'lady mag' out there.

Well she just did.

This is wonderful, this makes me love people again :)

I'm set to negotiate for a fancy new job next week, I will be bringing up mat leave as just another line item in my benefits demands (8 weeks fully paid), hopefully this being in the news will help my case.

They have to offer that because of FMLA anyway, they’re just making it sound like it’s their own benevolent idea.

Why the fuck do comments still post if I click the 'cancel' button??????????

You should watch it for Cookie alone, King DB Howard is just a side dish to her steak au poivre.