Isn’t that what makes parenting all worth it though? I for one am looking forward to convincing any children I have that their dear old mom invented skittles, beer and the word 'awesome.'

You and your father are gems. Seriously.

Algore? Are you that turd who mean-tweeted Bill Nye, because I will fucking cut you for mean -tweeting Bill Nye.

Totally true, on both counts.

“An abortion is the ambulance at the bottom of a hill, birth control is the fence at the top. “

The people freaking out think PP does force/coerce women into getting abortions, and of course they think that's just awful...for the baby of course. The woman doesn't matter.

I’ll do you one better cap’n:

Write your Senator and tell them that.

It’s because those fanatics think PP wants to do more abortions to maintain their profits. They view it as an evil business that tricks women into abortions that they don’t want so they can make money. Oh, and they employ baby eating monsters obsessed with killing babies and money. They see this video as a “proof”…

Thank you for your work.

They don’t hate shit, they don’t really give a damn about abortion, babies or women. They scream this garbage because their advisors tell them it will get them elected, and the Republican base proves them right.

“Planned Parenthood – an organization that was callously participating in the unthinkable practice of selling fetal organs. Democrats and Republicans agree we absolutely must defund them and redirect those funds to other women’s health organizations.”

““It was meant to be water with the essence of vegetables and/or mushrooms (similar to bone broth).”

“...encouraged this anonymous person to bring hitchBOT to a Mallrats screening in Brooklyn last night. Which is precisely what they did.”

Ohhhh damn. I’ll admit I’d never heard of the original movie. I thought this was just a regular old TV remake of the Judy Garland version.

Can you imagine how terrifying that thing is when he gets out of the shower? His hair has to be like 8 inches long in strategic patches to pull this shit off.

“The sad thing he probably thinks it’s very stylish.”

Cue the blinding White outrage. Also - damn she looks like Janet Jackson!!

This is fantastic and I hope it becomes a positive model for other companies.

Saweet Jesus.