I have heard stories of the young east Asian male child peeing into cups in restaurants (rather, in public in general) before. Apparently it’s a cultural thing.

My thoughts, you said them.

You only get that if you're married (straight) though, if you get knocked up as a single lady you can kiss your job goodbye. Good Catholics, these ones.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ: “given that the Little Sisters’ third-party healthcare administrator is another religious entity, one called Christian Brothers Services.”

Men: blaming the dumb shit they do on pussy since the dawn of time.

For a while I was believing that they were a real couple, but this has me back to being certain she is a beard that he takes out his trapped-in-the-closet frustrations on.

This would actually break the internet...or create a black hole. At this point that second thing might not be a bad idea.

You can fault any human being for admitting they idolize Scott Disick, no matter their age.

Mmmmkay...

Same, applied then and even today, although thankfully more rare now :)

THANK YOU!!!

Jesus...every single one was drop dead gorgeous. Why do the good ones die young?

It's still a law establishing preference for a religion.

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So, cyber attack then?

“You are so bad your absence was worth $210 million.”

Um, yeah, I am acutely aware. I'm here explaining things to people who don't experience these things on a daily basis and are being lead to believe the robot freaked out and killed the guy who didn't LOTO.

“Just because women are more prone to uptalk or to apologize for no reason, doesn’t make those traits inherently feminine. They’re ticks women pick up because society tells us we have to be deferential and passive, not because being deferential and passive are inherently female traits."

Never claimed to be. However, it’s a two way street in business, with the speaker and the listener both responsible for what they do. If you pitch me an idea and sound completely unsure of yourself why should I assume that your idea is sound? Your pitch is 2 parts: delivery and content. I’m not saying you need to have…

In general when adjusting speech patterns I find broader advice more helpful than specific word removal. My current methodology is to turn your questions/qualifiers into statements. Like replacing “I think” with “My advice is.” Or “maybe we could” with “My plan is.”