Cartman proved those two are interchangeable anyway.

Well unless she's a talking corpse, she's lying.

I’ll tell you what - it is the single best thing you can do for your skin. My mom has always smoked, drank and has dabbled in coke on and off - she’s in her 50’s and looks it. Plus 2 kids.

Fucking hell, now I love you. Disclaimer: not a doctor, but I can design ultra custom machinery for you...just imagine a lovely gizmo that fans you with a banana leaf and feeds you grapes!

No, if you were the shop you should have them sign a standard format waiver that says 'I have been told my car is unsafe and am refusing the following repairs." And then you tell them to take their POS off your property immediately.

Who gives a fuck whether Jeremy Renner is gay? I'm more concerned (if you can call it that) that he is a huge asshole.

Agree so much. I grew up on plain yogurt and really dislike most of the flavored crap. On top of the fake flavor it's too runny.

I am one of those women who has trouble swinging from BV to yeast infection and back again, and heard over and over to “eat yogurt” as some kind of dietary cure all. That is bullshit. The ONLY motherfucking thing that ever helped was taking YB Pearls.

They sure as fuck DO if they are going to collect checks for promoting abstinence and actively work to prevent teenagers from getting proper sex-ed. You bet your ass she deserves to be publicly shamed.

Point?

This is a cake you give to someone you hate.

Word, mine took 3 full days.

Your optimism is so refreshing and distinct.

They are reactionary issues. The ERA would make MANY of these bullshit anti-abortion bills DOA.

I’m 32, married (for now) and utterly done with taking opinions from ANYONE on when to have kids. I get the ‘what are you waiting for?’ a lot, my smartass response is: ‘to be ready.’

I cut off his cell phone, threw all his shit that I could lift into the driveway, changed the locks and taped a sign on the door calling him a whore. I regret nothing and think it was a perfectly normal reaction. I will never, ever apologize for it.

“And really, now that I know the truth, does it really matter?”

I love everything about that Nicki Minaj picture. That is my face for...so many things :)

This was beautiful and very, very sad all at once. Especially the historical revising that appears to be rampant. I'll never understand that - the urge to create a narrative divorced from reality and expect others to believe it, to live it as fact. That sort of thing is terrifying.

Many times I have to travel with a male coworker, I am young and cute (and married). I know that at least 2 of them have lied to their wives about who they were traveling with. I don’t really give a crap how they maintain their personal shit and don’t take offense. However, if they made a big stink in the office about…