I was just at my best friend's formal wedding and one of her aunts from Canada wore a motherfucking white lace dress. I wanted to strangle that bitch.

Wait, that baby was a real baby? As in that horrifying face exists as a natural occurrence in the human race??

I especially like how the same fools who support all our bullshit ‘women deserve to know ALL the facts’ laws (not the one in question here, this one is actually legit) are the ones who rabidly support these pregnancy crisis centers staffed by non-medical losers who actively seek to mislead pregnant women and hide…

What the hell was this? A docu-post of cheap ass, tacky costume jewelry not worth a damn?

Thank you.

You are delightful :)

Word. My mom was encouraged to have an abortion with me (not rape but pretty young not married, etc), she CHOSE to carry on with the pregnancy. I am 100% pro-choice, and I refuse to let people like this claim my life as some sort of proof that abortion is wrong and evil because hey ‘look at this grown human person…

I'd like to pre-order my bumper sticker please.

This is perfection.

That was beautiful man. I also admire Senna for all his quiet philanthropy, he had great character and instinct.

This is extremely, extremely awesome.

Oooh, a `94 means no snap ring concerns. Tasty. I vote invest!

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

The kitchen/kids stuff angle seems legit, but you really want to figure out whether your partner is a keeper? Take them to an antique store (or several). Test A is whether they'll even agree to go, Test B is finding out if your tastes run afoul of each other. Can your gilded Edwardian elegance jive with their 70's…

"Maldonado has a tendency to cross the line because he doesn’t know where it is."

Where the hell did you find this??

Ahem:

This is amazing.

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?? I'm dying over here.

Based on the direction of that story I actually Googled 'lobster crackers' expecting to find some delicious New England staple a la oyster crackers. I came away very disappointed in myself.