This is extremely, extremely awesome.

Oooh, a `94 means no snap ring concerns. Tasty. I vote invest!

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

The kitchen/kids stuff angle seems legit, but you really want to figure out whether your partner is a keeper? Take them to an antique store (or several). Test A is whether they'll even agree to go, Test B is finding out if your tastes run afoul of each other. Can your gilded Edwardian elegance jive with their 70's…

Or you could, you know, just turn off the brush roller on your vacuum cleaner when you go over your wood floors like a normal person.

"Maldonado has a tendency to cross the line because he doesn’t know where it is."

Where the hell did you find this??

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This is amazing.

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?? I'm dying over here.

Based on the direction of that story I actually Googled 'lobster crackers' expecting to find some delicious New England staple a la oyster crackers. I came away very disappointed in myself.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said that, under Lynch, “We are sadly going to see more and more lawlessness, more recklessness, more abuse of power, more executive lawlessness.”

Soooo D&C's ARE necessary? I'm confused anti-abortion lunatics - which is the thing I should be doing with my own body tissue?

Thank you for the info about the insurance, not enough people address this, good to know Hagerty has their sh*t together.

This dress is everything. Despite the shitshow mine has become, this dress makes me consider getting married again.

Beautiful madness.

They spent all their money of the 24k bullshit coming out of the new interim CEO's mouth, no money left for spell check.

"We’ve eliminated a handful of positions and refocused our company-wide talent to address departments that need support and cut redundancies."

I was lucky enough, the funeral home we dealt with for my father was overall very good, compassionate and helpful beyond the call of duty. However, the morning of the funeral I got a frantic call from my best friend - a barber- about a customer she was working on. He was apparently the guy who was set to drive the…

B runs fucking countries, she can be hormonal until she's 103 if she wants.