This is satire, not sexism.

I am glad I read your comment, I hadn't looked at it this way. Going to digest and withhold crazy Facebook post/rant until I can figure out what I really think about this.

As a female F1 fan and general motorsport enthusiast I call bullshit on this idea.

Jesus. It explains a lot as to why my main anxiety about having children isn't the child - but other parents.

Had somebody ask me the 'kid' question just yesterday, and because of the social situation I decided to evade and not be an ass. For the life of me I just cannot understand why someone would ask a person they met 10 minutes before whether they had kids, and when the reply is 'no' have the fucking audacity to follow…

My grandparents had 4 children, and not one of them is worth a damn at 'taking care of them' in their old age. They racked up a tidy fortune through a successful business, and THAT'S what's taking care of them post-retirement.

But why? Why would someone go through the trouble of writing all that drivel? It's not even a divisive, juicy topic, so the comments wouldn't even be worth the 'entertainment' some people find in winding up strangers on the internet.

Porn. Well, mostly porn.

Are you for real? That would be an instant deal breaker for me. If you don't have the ability to speak rationally about your past relationships then you're either not over it or don't have the emotional maturity of someone past the age of 25.

This was a huge red flag for me as well. It really speaks to the type of person they are if they need to trash someone who isn't even in their life anymore.

This was a huge red flag for me as well. It really speaks to the type of person they are if they need to trash someone who isn't even in their life anymore.

Hey there easily offended guy, welcome to the Internet!

Truth. It would also make me question a dude's attraction to me, as in, "if he's attracted to crazy chicks like his ex maybe he thinks I'm one of those too."

Best advice so far.

First of all, you're a piece of shit and shouldn't give advice to anyone ever.

My soon to be ex-husband is going to have a real good time explaining our demise to his next piece.

That's what I was thinking - once in a lifetime and all that. I'd love to spring for the VIP for an extra $500 - then you can go to afterparty with them...but that's too rich for me.

Well then, you seem like a good person to ask: as a huge Super Troopers fan should I drop $750 on their 'attend the premiere and get signed poster and lots of free shit' package? Is this something a reasonable person would do? Have I lost my damn mind?

I'm following you strictly because of your boss username. Bonus points that you love this movie.

I am of the female variety and this is one of my favorite movies. I'm also friends with another vagina possessing human who loves it as much as I do.