My soon to be ex-husband is going to have a real good time explaining our demise to his next piece.

That's what I was thinking - once in a lifetime and all that. I'd love to spring for the VIP for an extra $500 - then you can go to afterparty with them...but that's too rich for me.

Well then, you seem like a good person to ask: as a huge Super Troopers fan should I drop $750 on their 'attend the premiere and get signed poster and lots of free shit' package? Is this something a reasonable person would do? Have I lost my damn mind?

I'm following you strictly because of your boss username. Bonus points that you love this movie.

I am of the female variety and this is one of my favorite movies. I'm also friends with another vagina possessing human who loves it as much as I do.

I love this, posted all over my Facebook too - MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE, I NEED MORE FARVA IN MY DIET!!!

Yeah I thought this was a standard, guess it's different in Europe?

Oh great, a star driver noticing steering problems that the team can't definitively diagnose and fix. Gosh doesn't this sound familiar.

I agree.

Mostly. That book trashcan would really class up the joint.

Leslie Hindman Auctioneers is pleased to announce that the proceeds of this auction will benefit The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy Foundation, supporting the continued education of the students from the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls – South Africa as they continue their education at universities in…

That is exactly the crazy ass story I was thinking of when I voted for the chair.

Save your money and buy this sweet clock:

A positive, uplifting story about an investor doing a good thing for an awesome kid working to help a worthy cause? What the hell is this doing on the internet - the black hole of happiness and joy?

Governor Mike Pence of Indiana wrote in a letter to the feds that the PREA rules "work only to bind the states, and hinder the evolution of even better and safer practices."

One of my good friends also met her current boyfriend on Tinder, and it's working out really well. I was shocked as hell, in a good way.

Truer words were never spoken.

The faces of those models are ordered exactly right to express my range of feelings over this (right to left). At first blush it's mildly amusing in a crazy pop-culture nostalgia sort of way, this quickly leads to blank faced introspection which proceeds directly into disgusted shame at my worthless millennial self.

Revenue generators.

I love all of this.