What I want to know is: why is always the women rotating through the day to answer the damn phone. NEVER one of the men, not ever. Whenever the secretary takes a break it's always some customer service girl swapping in for her, I wonder if they've ever simply ASKED one of the dudes and what the response was.

This took me like 30 seconds to find:

The single most enraging thing about this article is - yet again - that police hold their own lives as more valuable than ordinary citizens. I'm sick and goddamn tired of reading articles about women being murdered by the men in their lives even though she had a PFA against him for a history of actual face-to-face…

I am unspeakably jealous. I want to hate you, but I can't - because I want you to let me drive your new toy around the block :)

How about you go do that and leave the rest of the world alone.

While you're 'protecting' those that can't protect themselves take a moment to remember you're valuing that 'life' over the fully realized one in front of you saying "I can't do this."

I can't believe CBO would tally the cost of this garbage in terms of 'getting one earlier' instead of the inevitable 'explosion of special needs/born to die births. In my opinion that is going to be the real kick in the ass to come with this, oh, and all the dead pregnant women.

"The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards."

You know, they should really take greater care when shipping luxury cars to far flung countries. When you drop a lovely Lamborghini from a plane it 'lands' on the ground looking like this - a busted mess.

Eh, you can get over it somewhat. When I was 19 my father died and I came into a modest inheritance and my mom (who divorced him when I was 1) was ALL OVER my ass about it as she was unemployed at the time. She felt she deserved a piece of it, and confided with a friend that she also felt she deserved "something"…

God this is just heartbreaking. Seems like his fiancé is a good influence on him to sever his relationship with such rotten, poisonous bastards. Good riddance to them, and good luck to him.

Go online and watch the unveiling - they drove it onstage and revved it fairly high. Sounded pretty damn good actually.

Faster how? Down the straight? In cornering? Top Speed?

Daryl Metcalfe is known to most Pennsylvanians as 'that annoying boner who never shuts the hell up.'

I am not typically a fan of Ford, but that is an exceptionally beautiful and striking car. I really need more matte carbon fiber aero in my life.

Wow, you are astoundingly dumb.

They had to wear the black shirt + pearl standard senior pic ensemble just for their ID photo??

Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him

This is why we need to make our vaginas religions or corporations. More respect that way.