I won’t ask who hurt you but obviously it was someone named Crystal.

Im just waiting for the Dodge Challenger Hellcat Redeye Widebody R/T Scat Pack Shaker GT T/A Plus trim

peasant: Shouldn’t you put that bottle in a wine fridge before drinking it?

I usually just press “Y” and try that corner again.

Nor a Toyota, because they’re grounded to the ground.

Blessed be the fruit loops, Joseph.

I agree with you 100% percent, except on the following points:

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

“...she’s the father.”

You said you were “pressing the brakes, but the vehicle kept accelerating.”

It’s funny because the Evo died by Mitsubishi and now the name lives in a Subaru.

The crash rating is don’t crash

Test log:

Pebbles will live on forever...

To bad they didn’t use a Citroen, clearly the best car for stealing citrus.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

you would do 60 in the passing lane while talking on your cell phone?