crispy-ratt
Crispy Ratt
crispy-ratt

The videos had to be edited since the cameras were also manufactured by Alfa, and thus broke down during the shoot.

Fancy Kristen,

What an ass!

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

Welcome to your Official Guide to H20i Drinking Games 2017.

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

damn that’s a good looking wagon...too bad if it were brought to america it would face disappointing sales because EVERYBODY NEEDS ALL THE RIDE HEIGHT. ALL OF IT. FOR WHEN I HAVE TO DRIVE OVER ALL THE FEET OF SNOW!!!!! sorry...had a moment there...I’m calm now...I swear

So it’s a F&F ripoff with an all-white cast led by Dirty Harry’s kid

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

Too bad as an owner you’ll creep people out when you ask them, “Hey, do you want to come on my Naughty-craft”?

That’s really weird. The only thing in my car that comes on at 64-mph is Super Eurobeat.

Just the TSA trying to claw back their reputation

Come on, Lincoln, you heard her! If I can make this mockup in 25 seconds, you can do this in 25 months of R&D and tooling adjustments.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

“This is the way the dream of the Toyobaru turbo fanboy ends, not with a whoosh, but a whimper.” 

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

I listened to the speech 45 gave after announcing his withdrawal, and what he mainly pointed out was...