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Brilliant.

So, FONOPS are great and all, but what would be an even better indication of our commitment to freedom of navigation would be RATIFYING THE LAW OF THE SEA.

Hey, fuck you Chelsea. You provide thousands upon thousands of diplomatic cables that you never fucking read to some anti-American rapist creep with ties to Putin and the FSB and undermine our ability to engage in diplomacy in confidence and you get finicky over the treatment you get in jail paid for by the people you

You know, I would have thought that naming myself after perhaps the most well-recognized black figure of the American Revolution would have made it clear that I’m a black liberal nerd.

Shouldn’t it be Texas-sizeD ambition? Size is still an adjective there. Texas-size sounds like a counterproductive workout.

I think she also decided the military was a safer bet because if she ran for office she’d never win the all-important electoral votes from Dantooine.

i mean.... you’re not completely wrong.

Umm, are you sure you’re responding to the right post? Because nothing that you said has any relation whatsoever to anything I said.

No, she’d be General Leia Jimmy Smits.

Rubio/Fiorina?

Well then it must have happened, and this 24 hour-old account came with a time-travelling Delorean. Thankfully the Libyans didn’t steal my plutonium while I posted on Gawker.

Did I really say trust and majority?? Ah multitasking, you’re great for weird typos.

I don’t recall saying that other woman was my hero (and seeing how this replacement burner is a day old having misplaced the old password, I’m not sure how you’d attribute that to me anyway), though there’s no reason she couldn’t be. One can consider many people heroes.

I’ve totally had that happen before, and for me it’s been my expectation that my SO is going to have her own fulfilling life outside of me, to include male friends—-just as I have the same with plenty of female friends. So I treat her the way I’d like to be treated, with trust and maturity.

Anyone that would make that argument clearly didn’t get her character in the movies.

I’ve found that jealous women are also the least trustworthy—I guess it’s a matter of projecting. One douchecannon of an ex-gf hated the fact that I lived with a woman that was an old friend of mine, and we’d hang out together alone as roomates do. There were other female friends she also didn’t like because I knew

No. She asked about the seats, was told they were for VIPs, and then another person (presumably someone more senior who could decide who gets to sit in the section) offered them VIP seats.

Yeah, I used a term of endearment often meant to connote personal affinity.

Just about every political campaign will try to diversify the people seen behind the candidate. Why is that a surprise to you?