Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

79 missiles to Iraq. This dude is definitely on top of his shit.

Recently Trump was in Wisconsin with Paul Ryan, whom he repeatedly referred to as “Ron”.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

25 Stars for this comment? Are you f##king kidding me?

Shit, I ain’t even angry dude. I just think you’re generally a shitty person for automatically assuming this family doesn’t need help with medical bills. It’s sad that you’re so goddamn cynical that you question a fucking charity page for a kid who had his legs crushed in a race.

No one is begging. Billy is still in a coma. This page has been setup and promoted by friends who want to do something to help and encourage him on his long road to recovery. He is well liked and a good driver and some people want to help him.

hot take!!

Such wit! I am injured!

Sometimes bad shit happens. Not every circumstance can be foreseen. This sucked and it will forever change this kids life.

I wish BMW offered more models.

They’re teenagers with a gun who tried to rob someone. Do you really think they’re the thinking type? But I’m sure they’ll have plenty of time to become philosophers in prison over the next few decades.

McLaren’s will just be a papaya emoji.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

How about a five hundred grand Beetle?

Not where I’m from, err, homeslice.

Worked for NoA during the gamecube days. Can confirm none of this will happen. We used to have a saying at NoA..

Presumably everyone at NOA will read this article, translate it to Japanese, and send it to NCL where they will all collectively say “yes! brilliant!” and make it all happen by March 3.

When you’re a lawyer making enough to afford a P1 AND a 650s, you don’t care what your wife says.