crispinglover
Crispin Glover
crispinglover

How out of touch are these companies? Nintendo didn’t make enough NES Classics and people were selling their babies to get one. Excuse? We didn’t think people would want them that much! Same with Porsche and manual RS cars.

If you get one of these things in white you’re a bell end. Job done.

I think the posters point is that Lambo do not need to do this. They’re funded by Volkswagen Group via Audi, unlike Porsche they didn’t need to sell commodity vehicles to save their niche products, and they’re entire raison d’être are the wild, naturally aspirated supercars of your dreams, not Mayfair school buses.

RIP Lamborghini

Apologies to my American cousins for this barrel of pure cringe ale

If you think that’s gross you should see what Brando left in the glovebox

The neon switches on that wheel = YES

For me this is worth LESS than a car that’s rich in ownership history, was campaigned by some Swiss surgeon, stolen by the Nazis, used as a troop carrier in Vietnam, has got the bodily fluids of a Monaco princess soaked into the back seats and wears everyone one of its miles with pride.

My fantasy is to win Euromillions, buy all these museum pieces then drive the fuck out of them.

That is the correct spec

Bit boring but hey, it’s your imaginary car

Deeply crucial looking car, haven’t been excited about a new Aston since.... actually my entire life

This halo shit needs to die too

I’m guessing a guy who owns a stripped out track car with a cage knows about specialist insurance

It’s not a race track. If that was me I’d do the same; check it’s clear then vault the armco to safety

Works fine for me. Maybe I’m just better?

I don’t blame HAM one bit, he’s stinking rich and employs the best money men to maximise his wealth and keep it all above board.

I mean, look no further than this articles author, all German and Japanese cars! There’s just no place for 18ft long Lincoln Eleganzas with V8s good for 47bhp and returning mpgs in the single figures.

Also Amercian cars are shite. Ugly, inefficient, badly made and completely unsuitable for either the roads of Europe, the cramped cities of Asia, and the quality/reliability expectations of both.

The irony here is that if racing truly is in his blood, then he wouldn’t have retired at the height of his powers to invest in fucking tech start-ups, he’d be racing anything with wheels until he can physically do it no more