He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

Leah’s book said that the officer they sent to investigate her missing person’s report was a church member and that she still doesn’t have any definitive proof that Shelly is alive. What I don’t understand is why, when she brought this to the attention of the LAPD nothing was done about it. If they could bring David…

Yeah, Clearwater, Florida, is one town I intend to spend my life avoiding like the plague.

According to Papa Miscavige’s tell-all (which I highly recommend), they never bothered to meet Shelly face-to-face. The police just spoke to her over the phone. How could they even be sure they were speaking to Shelly? How could they positively identify the voice of a person they’d never met before? Anyone could have…

Really. All he needs is one of those face-pube goatees and a golf bag and he’d blend in with any midwestern middle-manager on his way to a second wife.

Like that poor woman in Florida, Lisa McPherson, who died after they tried to “cure” her emotional problems.

Listen — you’re not the only one who has called me about this and I have no right to interject my opinion of what I like or don’t like with the news organization of CBS and I will absolutely not engage this conversation.

I suck up ANYTHING anti-Scientology like a 50-cent whore.

Both, if you consider that the electoral college is basically a gerrymander itself, plus what Thurston said.

There are some ways to gerrymander the presidential election. We saw that in 2010 when the Nebraska house district that Obama won was redrawn to help ensure that it would go red in future elections. There was an attempt here in Virginia to change EV apportionment so that it went by our heavily gerrymandered…

But not really;

This doesn’t seem to be specific to millennials at all. It’s boomers who didn’t fucking die off fast enough who are wrecking the damn place.

It’s mixed in the Jello. Jerr-ah learned a few tricks from Cosby back in the day.

I figured it was horse tranqs and marionette strings for the ladies...

Oh man, a bunch of guys in Suh jerseys being assholes? Color me surprised.

Was at Dallas game on Turkey Day. Saw meth being smoked, not once, not twice but three times in my section. Luckily my tickets were free. NFL games suck.

A lot of odd jersey choices in that video, but sadly the one woman who needed a Suh jersey was in a tank top.

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

God, I just can’t seem to remember why I haven’t been to an NFL game in the last 10 years

This is exactly why I would never take my kid to a NFL game. All I could think about is one of these drunk, Trump supporting assholes rolling over my rail-thin son and smothering him. I’d hate to have to beat 10lbs off of someone just to make sure my kid doesn’t suffocate.