I mixed up my tools and was like ... that's so wrench?

Sucks to be them. No wifi or signal to post it onto instagram when you're in the middle of the Arctic Ocean!

They'd probably lick the ice floe and take selfies of it.

Yeah, I think that and Pretty in Pink are pretty much peak Spader as hotness goes. :D

if you buy me anything - ANYTHING - that comes from the LUSH store, I will bombard you with hugs. Flying Fox especially.

FSOG is so awful. The actors have no chemistry and the writing in the books was just awful. If you want good BDSM erotica, try the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice (written under the pen name A. N. Roquelaure), and if you want a good BDSM movie, there's always Secretary which came out before any of the FS books,…

I was really hoping this was going to be an explanation about the follies of this particular fantasy: the bad boy billionaire who is moved from his errant ways by love. That guy doesn't exist. I mean, MAYBE if you are Amal Alamuddin. But probably not even then. (I theorize that ol' George was just starting to fear his…

Not even if it's really excellent soap that exfoliates and smells delightful?

Too much Maru is never enough.

This is where I found the shot on google:

TCHQ here,

No post about cats or boxes is complete without Maru

Heh heh heh.... Long Horn.

Or Sonic for some guys, amirite?

The Patriarchy

A pepper.

It's a rustled jimmies.

We don't agree often but I'm totally behind this. I get frustrated with people who say things like this and it really doesn't make you any better than the super religious people who are saying shit like that about non-believers.

I think that's fine.