They do that occasionally!

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

Wow... Did he... Did he actually listen to you and stop? I'm not sure what to say. I don't think I've ever seen something like that happen... You could make a ton of money with your magical troll destroying powers!

#NotAllMidwesterners

I'm gonna guess "someone from the midwest". ;)

xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!

So then you think it's acceptable and a positive reflection on them as Christians that they were assholes and left no tip? Really? Craig never said ALL Christians are assholes, just these folks. Climb off your cross.

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.

...How much you wanna bet that the shitstorm never actually materializes because we're all too busy popping popcorn? Someone's gotta start the craystorm rolling, after all!

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

I've tried that. They told me I had to leave the PetSmart.

this person was impressive.

or in the case of that last dog... i am going to fuck you

FYI we invented yoga. YOU'RE WELCOME.

My dog doesn't interrupt me. She just sits on her spot as I do my Cardio Barre and looks at me like, "LOL BITCH PLEASE." It's the same look she gives me when I try to start running during our walks.

it's the licking that kills me. My dog is like "she's distracted, I'm going to french her". What ever happened to consent, Pixel?!?

Mr. Servo does a variety of floor-required exercises (P90x and so forth), and I will literally just sit on the couch and take photos of our golden retriever trying to work out with him. He knows he's not SUPPOSED to be there - he knows he is annoying his father, but he just. can't. help. himself. He kind of starts off…

This one will straight up make you die from cuteness.

Considering that Anastasia Steele (BARF BARF BARF) is super beige and boring this is a pretty perfect choice.