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That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

My dog is a tall skinny lab mix shaped like a greyhound and he looks absolutely ridiculous on ice. Once I watched him lose traction while chasing a ball, spin out sideways, and roll UP a snow hill.

I'm a fan of large dogs in general but large puppies are the absolute best. Nothing like a 65 pound 9 month old who still think he's tiny. I think that kind of goofy chaos is good for humans.

Ha. That's what my silly self looked like last night, walking home drunk from the metro uphill on an icy sidewalk, in stiletto boots. Though, much less adorable and heartwarming.

For 13 glorious seconds, there was nothing but pure joy in my heart. Because dog.

So what's the big deal? This is basically me every morning, except I'm under the covers gritting my teeth for half an hour while the pair of demons we somehow got brainwashed into accepting into the house caroom off the dresser and nightstands, performing the Meow-llaluia Chorus and reminding us TIME TO EAT TIME TO

I remember a woman at the Petco totally freaking out on me when I told her that I let my cat outside. She was ranting about how it shortens his lifespan. I told her I would rather him have a shorter happier life where he gets to be a wild cat then live a long frustrated life where he is locked inside and miserable.

That well trained Parkour machine is Ukrainian. Now this dog is an American Hero.

i had a cat who was a feral kitten when we got her, and every day, at the same time, she would go into CrayMode. she would go inside her lil cat house and get GIANT PUPIL and if you did anything near her she would GO BERSERK.

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

When I complained about this on Facebook, one of my friends said that many bags are made of cornstarch, so that's a common reason for it, apparently. Also, I think she just likes to irritate me. (And you get what you get when you name a cat Loki.)

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Oh, no! It's an adorable reference, and fine if you don't get it. Go here:

on a leash? does he just stay in the back yard on his own? NO JUDGEMENTS!!! i'm just a curious clara!!!

My cat Fred has similar high energy levels. I live in an apartment on a busy street so I walk him on a leash to help work out the energy. He loves it (will actually bring me his leash when I get home from work).

My cat is like this.

Team Cat Heaquarters Here,

This one needs a lot of exercise and stimulation, obviously. Unlike mine. She-Ra is sitting here with her nose pressed against the computer and Moonie is snoring on his pillow. Speaking of batshit crazy feline antics: Years ago I lived in a loft downtown and since we had high ceilings, one year the then-bf and I

It needs to go outside. I had a cat like that once. It would literally run up walls. Then my roommate and I moved to a place with a backyard and started letting him explore outside. (I know, I know. They kill birds.) His personality COMPLETELY changed. He would explore outside to his heart's content and then come