That's not cool. We might not have souls but the risk of ginger people imploding has been greatly exaggerated.

Alert science! It would appear she has swallowed a small black hole, it's obviously affecting the gravitational field around her. If not contained she could unleash an extinction level event! Lilo will be the death of us all!

She left her ass all lumpy, lol.

Exactly. I can't have sex with a full bladder - that seems risky as hell.

^^^THIS. All the stars to you!

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

Eh, I think it's cool. Nonsexual nudity is common in fashion.

My husband needs to take a page from Marilyn's book and stay pleasant when McDonald's says their milkshake machines are broken. He will not tolerate. Once on a road trip we had to stop at 5 different fast food places until he "found someone who wasn't lying about a broken milkshake machine."

From the MSP article: "There are organic herbal martinis and herbal libations, but you probably don't need them."

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

She is clear, concise, knows her audience. Doesn't use $10 words when a $5 word will do.

That's too cute! I've been accused of the same by a much older girl. In high school, my 17 year old girlfriend got mad at me for squashing a mosquito that was about to bite her. I was too dumbfounded to argue my point.

Next time try "If you love the bug so much why don't you marry it?" as a rebuttal. This works beautifully on 7 year olds. You're welcome.

Let that be a lesson to you, murderer.

On Saturday, my seven-year-old found a spider on one of the strawberries she was eating. She handed me the strawberry, saying "there's a bug on it." I took the strawberry to the sink and washed it off. My daughter proceeded to berate me for two days straight about "killing an innocent little bug." I protested my…

And I read that as "Ass did I."

That lining... noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I would totally sit on his face.

I read this as "Now You Can Wear Benedict Cumberbatch's Ass Across Your Face!"