Three of four.

her superpower is being photogenic.

Obligatory "here's my dachshund" post (Hugo!). Who else has weenies?

Challenge accepted!

NOOOOO!!! can she work every day and post Burt Bag and other great stuff at least 3-15 times a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not if it means working a 14 hour day like today, lol. But I'm always around. Post a Hiddleston gif or a Burt Reynolds reference and I'll come running.

Damn the one armed pushups with his hand on his hip? YES PLEASE.

I'm originally from NE Texas and I can also confirm these do take place at WalMart. Also seems to happen at the Applebees on the loop, too!

I am actually a sentient gif of Tom Hiddleston.

Oh my GOD here in my part of Texas there was some poor woman who worked a gas station and I guess she was just so ridiculously hot that literally every week 2-3 guys would post Missed Connections ads about her. Meanwhile, she's happily married with a kid, right? But she's CONSTANTLY bombarded with these emails from…

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Thanks, Colin. You have officially ruined Jewish Christmas!

It's like BCO Twilight

Oh my god, number 21 all day. If I had a nickel for every time I've served someone gluten-free pasta, then cheesecake. Or a burger on a gluten-free bun accompanied by 3 distinctly glutenful beers. They have no idea what gluten is or why it's bad for some people, they just have a little thread in their brains with one…

Nothing beats a monogrammed thermos. Nothing.

i was in love with dustin but now i am in love with white tiger