Actually, it'd be worse to be a Jehovah's Witness vampire. Imagine, you have a hard enough time convincing people to invite you in... but you're a Jehovah's Witness bearing Watchtowers to boot.
We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.
That's not that bad, you should see the Vampire Jehovah's Witnesses, those poor sods have problems.
he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?
It's not a shared room, my machine is in my flat and they live below me.
this is really too much for me right now.i might be a little drunk and also have a dog who likes to cute herself out of trouble
I would love to have a roommate that made adorable videos with my dog when I'm not there.
this is everything and is written by bae isha and NOT BAE COLIN REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE MEAN TO ME/WOULDNT ANSWER MY SALAD QS ON TWITTER and Keeping Up with Growing Pains: The Unauthorized Kirk Cameron/Bruce Jenner Love Story I NEED DIS
bye felipe :'(
GOOD THING NOBKDY HERE LIKED YOU AND THEREFORE NONE OF US HAVE TO HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. ESPECIALLY ME. I HAVE THE LEAST FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.
I'd like to say it requires KFC mashed potatoes and gravy in a slurpee cup sipped through a straw, but I could be wrong.
Could it all be because she can't have the one thing she really wants — another baby?
I emailed help@gawker.com. They said I'd likely been unfollowed by one of the Jezebel writers. Well, fuck you, too, Madeleine Davies!
I tend to sympathize with the chef here because the menu exists for a reason. The prices, inventory, staffing, reservations, etc. are all based on the assumption that orders will come from the menu.
Haha, true!
Oh Jesus H.
Okay, the first guy is definitely a loud tool and deserved to be shamed to the max for his outburst. But for fuck's sake, just give someone the shitty dressing they ask for. I don't care how many hours you put into perfecting the special dressing for your special salad, don't be that guy. Don't be a…
They're mostly garbage, which is why I'm baffled that I'm not ungreyed there.
oh thank god i am not weirdly in the greys over here