I think it had to do with Good Friday and avoiding to eat meat as a sacrifice?

I read it the same way! Like there was no stories about Christian people so I had to go back and read it again :D

I read it as “boner kebab” and just laughed.

OMG this comment made me burst in laughter and wake up my chinese coworkers that are napping at lunch...

I HATE IT TOO.

I am a short (in my eyes, “normal”) height— at 5’3” and usually the guys tend to be taller— I never payed attention to the height in dating sites until once I met this very sexy guy who was probably about 5’2”. He had great confidence and was great in a lot of things, LOL, so it was never an issue. I would wear high…

I can share my Metformin experience! I have hypothyroidism, overweight and a family history of diabetes. My doctor started me on 500 mg daily and then jumbed to 850 mg. I could feel that my stomach was a bit uncomfortable the first weeks but I could feel my weight slightly stable and even going down. I have a…

My favorite Brody is The Pianist, BUT Dali’s in Midnight in Paris is a close second.

Holy shit I live in China and I am an elephant.

I am bingewatching Hannibal’s last season and OMG... those northeners have something.

The insult my mother made me giggle. The arabic might be right!

I have been out in dates with Danish guys and, as a student, it was great if they would pay for the next round of beers but I never expected they would do it (and I was coming from Mexico). I guess overall it has to do with being single for a long time and just used to paying for my own stuff.

I have been going to a Traditional Chinese Medicine doctor and she always ALWAYS asks about my farts. If they are too smelly, how often, etc. It’s sort of funny (and it threw me off at the beginning) but this way she can address if the diet I am on is good or not— in general, I guess they do tell something about…

So I had this very very handsome boss that had a mischevious spark in his eye— and then he would let it rip while we were wrapping up a meeting or something in his office. And because I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old, I would cringe and say CHRISTIAN! and just start giggling.

#allthefarts

Arrghhh thats one of my biggest fears as well. And my snoring. I think I am not the most silent sleeping companion in any way.

I just snorted in the middle of a very silent office. I am 6 years old, what would you know!

I dated a guy that farted as part of his comic routine (and would close the windows of his car on purpose so we would breath it in), and it just made me laugh uncontrollably. And he used that to his advantage.

What if they reply: “Oh you are so cute, LOL”...?

When I lived in Denmark for a year, I kept expecting to learn the language overnight like Antonio Banderas did... no luck :(