Eh, I am usually the one backing out of planned dates. But I don’t cancel the last minute, at least a few hours before... still, I blame it in my gut feeling about possible terrible dates.

I AGREE COMPLETELY!

You know what sort of question I have been asked lately in OKC?

I have been in “covenant” with my friends since the 00’s! :D never Squad. Eeew Squad. Makes me think of the gym and stuff

EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME :S

Different in a good way! In the sense that there’s no obvious sexism in any way—

Socratic method at its best!

Me too! I was expecting them to wait until the food was finished to then run away or something...

I did my masters in Denmark (in a small town up north) and LOVED IT. It was such a refreshing experience (and I was coming from a very conservative school in Mexico...)

And by disinfect I mean burn it down.

I was having a long whatsapp session with a friend back in Texas and we were talking about assholes and how there’s this guy in my skype list that keeps calling and bragging about his anal beads. And we came to the conclusion that we are too backwards to be so cool about anal stuff... LOL. I need to go and disinfect…

This made me laugh uncontrollably. Thank you and apologies :)

When we had a family outing to go and see A.I., the most shocking thing was that we walked out to tons of calls saying my grandmother had passed.

My grandfather was missing the half of his pinky and the ring finger— because he used to work at a cotton factory and somehow his hand ended up in one of those machines that separate the cotton from the seeds?... I remember in my mind, as a kid, he reminded me of the Penguin (from Batman).

I have been living in China for 8 years now and I have never had “cheese options” at subway here... its actually the first time I am made aware that Subway carries different sorts of cheese— but maybe not in China?

It wasn’t fun, thats for sure... after that, I am not doing bongs anymore...

OK Cupid gave you pot?!

The first and only time I tripped (because I have smoked pot many times but never to that point where I actually tripped), I was feeling like all the orifices in my face were closing off, like my nose (so i was trying to breathe through my mouth and it was stressful because I could feel my lips melting together! and…

I call it “Drunch” because it usually involves mimosas or bloody mary’s or free flow prosecco. Yay.

Well thats why they sell wet tissues... sort of. (when Purell is lacking)