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Exactly!

Rhea and Danny broke up last year!

Are Vincent and Monica still together? i remember reading somewhere they were dunzo

I have had wonderful shrimps with shell in China that have been either tossed with lots of chili and oil... that made the shells sort of soft (edible) and it was way easier to eat (the shrimps were actually very small to be bothered to peel them)...

I agree on the Carne Asada part!

Jeg elsker Danmark! And Mads!

I got dumped with that phrase— and then the guy published the very next day in FB that he had met the girl of his dreams and was now dating her.

I was ghosted a couple of times last year (and I was going out with mostly Tinder/OKC dates). It annoyed me enormously the “courtship” convo and then after the hookup the ghosting— because we did have fun, and ok, yes, never made any promisses but— just have the “decency” of saying: Will no longer bone, her’e’s a dick

I have experiences something alike— with the fact that my BFF was (is) living in a different city but we would meet at least once a month. Once she sort of ghosted me and I was all stressed out and I reached out and said: It may be me being needy (or paranoid?) but I feel you are going quiet on me— and she replied

I used to work for a very handsome man that I trained (very stupidly) to the fact that if he called me, I would pick up within the second or third ring.

My parents never ever let us know about my dad’s income until he decided to leave the manufacturing industry and open his own pizzeria (sort of a midlife crisis). We used to joke (my brother and I) that it was fear (from my dad) that we would kill him in his sleep for his money (but it would have been dumb because he

Its also like mexican moms that can take tortillas off the flaming pan as nothing...

I do gear up my ladies and send them out to explore...

I have an Ipad Mini (Gen 1) and its the same thing... it just crashes (and now it wont even open). I have sort of given up... for the moment.

When I started wearing glasses again, one of my chinese friends insisted that I looked like Alex Vausse (from OITNB) because I had dark straight hair and thick rimmed glasses... not taking into account that I have 3x the cheeks that the girl has. It was sort of fun but weird...

is your boob ok??

My black lab used to let cats and pigeons eat his food... such a dumb lovable dog!

That is totally true! I used to dog-sit for my ex-boss to this handsome lab and whenever he would stay with me he would “pick up” my lazy vibe and we would just chill out in front of the TV. But when my boss would come and pick him up he would go nuts (happy nut) because of the different energies we projected unto

For me it was with my Danish coworkers— they had a perfect English and pronunciation (they would often mock my hard rrr’s) but when they used “borrow me” it drove me to a fit of giggles. (It seems in Danish is often used the expression instead of “lending” so they also “borrow me your apartment”). It was the only

My grandmother used to tailor made clothes, and my mom knows very well how to use the sewing machine but never tried to teach me how to use it— I think she tried to teach the “fuck the patriarchy” even by not buying me plastic “china” sets when as a kid, so here I am, 32, with a messy house and a bunch of dirty